Ridiculous

p/s: This will be long, you can skip all the black words and just read the red one :)

Yar Long : hi

Me          : hi

Yar Long : how are u ?

Me          : i m good

                 how bout u ?

                 just abit bored here

Yar Long : me too

                 i had nth to do

                 jus reach home from shopping

                 where u come from ?

Me          : KL

Yar Long : woow

Me          : so bought anything ?

Yar Long : far from me

                 erm...ntg

Me          : how far ?

Yar Long : eat much than buy

                 erm.. 2xxsomething km^^

Me          : ipoh i guess ?

                 btw your grammar really need to improve

Yar Long : yap

                i knw

                i jus use shortcut key

                i lazy to type

                hehex

Me          : is not bout shortcut keys

Yar Long : sorry about that hope u can understand it

Me          : is the words u r using is totally wrong

Yar Long : yap

Me          : i tot i was talking to some primary student

*wink*

Yar Long : i knw

Me          : anyway

                 whatsup 

Yar Long : ^^ huh?

                 kumiko ?

Me          : yeah ?

Yar Long : i jus view ur profile

                 pretty !!!

Me          : thx for the compliment

                 but i wonder

                 why u add me when u don't even know me ?

Yar Long : erm... about this u dun ask me better

                 i also dun knw

Me          : er.....okay

                 so u working or ?

Yar Long : yap

                 im worked, u ?

Me          : what you work as ?

                 and is suppose to be working not worked

Yar Long : set-up machine

                 okok

Me          : mean past tense ?

Yar Long : im from penang

                 penang guy almost like that

Me          : peneng is 400km away dear marcus

Yar Long : hey pretty

                 we are not in class ok

*he get pissed 30%*

Me          : hey dear marcus

                  if you want to chat

                  at least i have to understand what you talking about

*skip*

Yar Long : by the way talk with u i learn more

                for u

                not me

Me          : okay, very well then

                 i know peneng ppl speaking hokkien most of the time

Yar Long : yap  in island mostly hokkien rang

                 sept will on uk continue my degree

Me          : icic, brb

Yar Long : haiz

                 can i hv ur hp no?

                 hellow

                 any1 here

Yar Long : hey pretty when u free call me teach me ur pro english

                 ==

Me          : i was away for dinner

                 and u ask me to call u ?

                 to teach u english ? lol

                 are you going to pay for the tuition fee ?

Yar Long : yap how much a week ?

                 jus correct my gramma

                 i was imprve my english in british council ...

Me          : y don't u just get a tuition teach at peneng

Yar Long : but same

                 used hokkien more den english

Me          : save all the trouble

Yar Long : u speak english with apek u will get $##############@$@#$%#@%@$

                 coz i can listen ur vvoice

                 ur sweety face i think ur voice should be sweety oso what ?

Me          : i have a feeling u gonna masturbate while talking to me

                 u sounds so much like a pervert

Yar Long : walao er == said me like that

                 sorry ...

Me          : is true, the way u r saying sounds that too

Yar Long : i nvr ever masterbate while i talkin or typing

                 i knw self control

                 my god u otally break my heart

                 hey gal im not born in city so my attitude not so suck kk ?

*what's wrong with the people who was born in city? LOL*

Yar Long : oways?

                 do u play msn ? hellow

Me          : yeah was away

                 but i dun trust u leh, how ?

Yar Long : that is ur problem, i also cant proved it

Me          : so if u want to be friend with me

                 that will become your problem as well cause u are the one who giving me the feeling

                 understand ?

Yar Long : woow? im not that terrible uncle ok ?

                 if i wan i nid i wont do it myself

Me          : wow interesting

                 so who u do with then ??

Yar Long : that's cool rite ?

                 erm..dun knw, secrect

                 this is unpredictable

                 sometimes nid luck, sometimes is fate

                 i knw u hv bf

Me          : why does it related to my bf ?

                 he is not BI, wont be interested on that

Yar Long : so who is that ? do u hv msn ?

Me          : i do, and ?

Yar Long : okok im pure men

                 u loooks like vry bz

                 do u tell me u are making XXXX

*what the hell is XXXX???*

Me          : u r a jerk

                 get lost u pervert

Yar Long : ==

Me          : i m just getting ready to go out

                 u r disgusting

Yar Long : discusting ?

                 im not food

                 go ahead good luck, take care

                 lolx am i crusing u ?

                 hey dun go out ..come and crap with me

                 im boring

*away, no reply*

Yar Long : where u wet tonight >?

                 wei dun go^^

*still away*

Yar Long : hey pretty !!! i also get places to go ... no nid ur accompany and im not the disdusting person

                 ok ?

                 take care !!!!

                 good night and shut ur fucking mouth im not so suck !!!!!better den u city girl

                  fuck off

well, actually all the above was replied by the boyfie, LOL!!!
we were just too boring, actually we are kind :P

and it's interesting to be mean, especially with this kind of stranger 

see, ended up he get pissed and scolded me because I don't give him my msn/hp number and don't wanna stay to crab with him, LOL

must be something wrong with him

what is wrong with city person man? 

yea, I agree that SOME city person might be realistic, pride or having attitude problem or whatever

but city person still a human what -.-

and FYI, I COME FROM TAIPING which is a small village

not the city girl like what you said you moron

yea, I think it's not necessary to conceal your name, blah

and you're wrong, you can prove me what kind of person you are actually

you PROVED me that you are not pure and abnormal

anyway, thanks for your entertained Yar Long :D

*daphne*