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Hello!!! am here to share something really funny!

it's abit long, just read the highlighted words if you're not interested to read the whole bullshit LOL

I don't know why am always meet this kind of lifeless people

It's another pop star after Mr.YarLoong and Mr.HongXX :)

oh well, as you all know, I won't talk to strangers unless I know you're my friend's friend personally

so yea, guess who's the one chating with him? *evil grin*

Just to prove that am not creating some story to insult someone

here's the evidence

The latest pop star - MR JaysonMiXX

Actually it's a long story between us, because he keep message me EVERYDAY for about 1 to 2 weeks

even he knew I don't feel like talking to him

if he talk to me nicely, ofcause I will reply him nicely

but he kept saying some bullshits like "I love you", "you looks cute when you get angry"

so, taaa-daaaa!! here's the conversation for today

it's too long so I cant print screen

(Blue is him/Black is me/ Bold is HIGHLIGHT)

Today
wna ask smthng

what ?

do u have bf?

u r talking to it
whos it?
the thing u were asking

oh?
dun understnd
think harder or ask around
the answer shoud be yes or no

---------------------------------------- (after a while)
y are you so arrogant?
y r u so stupid ?
arrogant-sombong
hey.
what ?
it means sombong
why are u so mean ==,

i know what it mean dumb
i m reacting to ur "hey"

because im asking u.
ur not answered

base on what u just said
i have at least 3 way to humiliate u
u want me to tell explain y or u wanna figure out urself ?

explain la
1st, i have blog, which u can go read

and 2nd , tweeter as well

so do ur homework

and 3rd

i did answer you just now but u don't get what i m mean dumb ass
is that the reason y ur so mean to me?
nope
hmm
thats the only way how u owez treat me
i mean that is not the reason y i m mean to u

u jus owez me to think what u really think.while i cant read ur mind

are u trying to woo me ?
or in simple way of saying
"tackle"

?

i jus say this.because how u treat mei

sometimes i dun really get what u mean.
and u just ask me to figured it out la bla.bla.blaa

and if i cant figured it out

u called it stupid dum ask

if u cant figure out
i did ask u to go ask around

didnt i ?

it same meaning figured it out.

so think harder then
work ur brain cell
somtimes u had to tell people whats on ur mind

of coz
but not to u

not ask tem to think.cez we don have this power to read ur mind

no no no no no
u get it all wrong

i tell it directly on the line i answered

if u smart enuff to understand what it means ( actually is very simple )
then i get what i mean
NO u shud make it more simple.cez people i'll be miss understood

like jus now i ask u do u hve bf

the answer shoud be yes/no only
and u r talking to it

pls

seriouslly

copy it and send to ur friend

ask around at least

try asking

nothing to be shame of

duh~ please try simple english
so people can understand.
i was confusing just now.am i talk to some1 or chat?

i don't need your concern on that anyway
thats terible

u shoud learn respect people
trust me i m being nice already

i can be more mean actually

tell me honestly

u expect ppl to respect someone who giving bullshit on 1st conversation such as " I love u" ?

sorry i m not that nice
as i said:) love some better than hate some one

good for u

pls save it for yourself

i don't like it from you

i dont love you..

like bf/gf

dun even love me as friend

thats why ur so mean as i told u earlier
so so so ?

did u ask ?

or at least did u go read my blog ?

so many.can u help me give that link directly instead?

of coz

http://daphne-epidemic.blogspot.com/

whc one do u wana me to read out 4 u?

5:02pm

i dunno

try reading everything

u might found the answer u looking for

i cant read chinese
the answer r written in english
is im mention there ka?

is there the answer i can see why ur so mean to me?

if not update it
nope

but there is the answer that u ask did i have bf

not important to me anymore.

i wana kno y u are so mean.

let me kno if u updated it
5:06pm

owh

simple

coz i don't like the way u talk to me

just taht simple

that*
oh u mean chat?

than y jus delete me on you list that?

than?

nah

is fine

i need some entertainment sometimes

do u find it as entertainment?haha

funy

if u find out im like a toy to u..than so sory to tell la.

5:12pm
well

since the fun is not there anymore

then i better make u clear so at least next time ppl do the same to u

u know what happened

the meaning of " you are talking to it "

mean u r actually talking to my bf
and the whole conversation between u and me

is all contributed by my bf

usually we just ignore ppl who randomly chat to us

but ur " I love you" just annoyed him and make him interested to make some fun out from u

so yeah

sorry

but u r really fun

;D
feel more humiliated now ?

look kid

dun be smart ass

i told u long time ago

it just make u dumb
ur not being honest

i m really not starting at 1st

u r the 1 who started with playing the wording game, so y should i be honest ?

i jus can describe u as my puppy cute adorable.sweet,but when she bite u.it hurts.

the only dog i have is rootweiler

and once it bite it kills

and guess u still don't believe u r talking to her bf huh ?

no^^,

well sory im baking cake jus now.

whatever than

-so yea, that's it

he did replied me something else but it's all bullshit still

maybe some of you will feel like why I let my boyfie to reply my msg

oh well, very simple, because I asked him to play my Mafia War for me :D

we are not meant to make fool around, they was the one who find trouble from me at first

am not that patient to reply them -.-

so ya, MR JaysonMinoza

now you know why I asked you to read my blog?

and oh please~ you asked me to learn HOW TO RESPECT PEOPLE??

are you kidding me??? or you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease???

look! look how you treat a stranger and you expected my boyfie to be polite with you?

since you know I have boyfren then just get away la

what for you still telling me how much you LOVE ME and why you wanna care who is my bf?

go his X de (translated from mandarin)

and you think 'puppy' is a compliment to describe a person?

then should I describe you as an Iguana? 

"you looks brave, and strong like an Iguana!! omg, how lovely!"

is this sounds like a compliment to you? -.-

and the english am using is simple enough for a primary school's student to understand

if you can't get it, use google translator pls since you using it all the way :)

and pls, don't say am spoiled or watever bla bla bla

ONLY my boyfie has the rights to say that am being spoiled but not you!

you don't even have the rights to say how ugly I look like when am shitting, got it?

*phew* okay, sorry readers :( am now meant to be rude, am innocent k? :P

I will be nice to you if you're nice to me

My friends will know this :)

--------------------------------------back to life

Went Zanmai Shushi last week :D

oh gosh! I miss the rice soo soo much!!!

and I got to meet jenniebie before that!! 

just we din't manage to take a picture because she is working, LOL

oh ya, most of my friends were asking me why they seldom see me appear in some photoshoot session lately

fyi, currently am doing TVC casting or some modeling projects most of the time :) 

okay, back to this week

I bought alot of things but I see nothing, how come leh? lol

anyway, SASA is having a super promotion again

Buy anything to get a shampoo&scrub for only RM14.90 (ori-RM50++)

don't miss it :)

besides, I think my time will be fully occupied soon

as in all my babe girls are having holidays after this!!!

can't wait for sunway lagoon session with the girls :D anyone is interested? 

sorry guys,only for girls :P

after that, shopping session with Renee and Ling babes!

after that, my RORO is coming back!!!!!

after that.............woot!

think pon make me exciting d XD

-dreaming......-

*pic taken for a job*

*daphne*

Be honest to the love one

Just finished talk with one of my BFF

He told me the story about his relationship

That is so ridiculous man!!

Really speechless for the drama queen

No doubt, I am a drama queen too sometime but only to certain people

Oh please, don't be such a 2 face bitch to the love one

The truth will be revealed one day no matter how good you cover it

No one can be a smart lier, 

you can only be a lier who needs to create more and more lies just to cover a lie

Really don't understand why both of YOU can be that scary and funny

Pity my BFF, LOL

God bless you

Well, back to life

Finally I know how to drive and I drove my dad's car, yay!

Can't wait to drive out myself teehee

and my diet plan is going well I think

Another 3 weeks to go, all the best Daphne!! :)

*daphne*

xoxo the EBBB

Ridiculous

p/s: This will be long, you can skip all the black words and just read the red one :)

Yar Long : hi

Me          : hi

Yar Long : how are u ?

Me          : i m good

                 how bout u ?

                 just abit bored here

Yar Long : me too

                 i had nth to do

                 jus reach home from shopping

                 where u come from ?

Me          : KL

Yar Long : woow

Me          : so bought anything ?

Yar Long : far from me

                 erm...ntg

Me          : how far ?

Yar Long : eat much than buy

                 erm.. 2xxsomething km^^

Me          : ipoh i guess ?

                 btw your grammar really need to improve

Yar Long : yap

                i knw

                i jus use shortcut key

                i lazy to type

                hehex

Me          : is not bout shortcut keys

Yar Long : sorry about that hope u can understand it

Me          : is the words u r using is totally wrong

Yar Long : yap

Me          : i tot i was talking to some primary student

*wink*

Yar Long : i knw

Me          : anyway

                 whatsup 

Yar Long : ^^ huh?

                 kumiko ?

Me          : yeah ?

Yar Long : i jus view ur profile

                 pretty !!!

Me          : thx for the compliment

                 but i wonder

                 why u add me when u don't even know me ?

Yar Long : erm... about this u dun ask me better

                 i also dun knw

Me          : er.....okay

                 so u working or ?

Yar Long : yap

                 im worked, u ?

Me          : what you work as ?

                 and is suppose to be working not worked

Yar Long : set-up machine

                 okok

Me          : mean past tense ?

Yar Long : im from penang

                 penang guy almost like that

Me          : peneng is 400km away dear marcus

Yar Long : hey pretty

                 we are not in class ok

*he get pissed 30%*

Me          : hey dear marcus

                  if you want to chat

                  at least i have to understand what you talking about

*skip*

Yar Long : by the way talk with u i learn more

                for u

                not me

Me          : okay, very well then

                 i know peneng ppl speaking hokkien most of the time

Yar Long : yap  in island mostly hokkien rang

                 sept will on uk continue my degree

Me          : icic, brb

Yar Long : haiz

                 can i hv ur hp no?

                 hellow

                 any1 here

Yar Long : hey pretty when u free call me teach me ur pro english

                 ==

Me          : i was away for dinner

                 and u ask me to call u ?

                 to teach u english ? lol

                 are you going to pay for the tuition fee ?

Yar Long : yap how much a week ?

                 jus correct my gramma

                 i was imprve my english in british council ...

Me          : y don't u just get a tuition teach at peneng

Yar Long : but same

                 used hokkien more den english

Me          : save all the trouble

Yar Long : u speak english with apek u will get $##############@$@#$%#@%@$

                 coz i can listen ur vvoice

                 ur sweety face i think ur voice should be sweety oso what ?

Me          : i have a feeling u gonna masturbate while talking to me

                 u sounds so much like a pervert

Yar Long : walao er == said me like that

                 sorry ...

Me          : is true, the way u r saying sounds that too

Yar Long : i nvr ever masterbate while i talkin or typing

                 i knw self control

                 my god u otally break my heart

                 hey gal im not born in city so my attitude not so suck kk ?

*what's wrong with the people who was born in city? LOL*

Yar Long : oways?

                 do u play msn ? hellow

Me          : yeah was away

                 but i dun trust u leh, how ?

Yar Long : that is ur problem, i also cant proved it

Me          : so if u want to be friend with me

                 that will become your problem as well cause u are the one who giving me the feeling

                 understand ?

Yar Long : woow? im not that terrible uncle ok ?

                 if i wan i nid i wont do it myself

Me          : wow interesting

                 so who u do with then ??

Yar Long : that's cool rite ?

                 erm..dun knw, secrect

                 this is unpredictable

                 sometimes nid luck, sometimes is fate

                 i knw u hv bf

Me          : why does it related to my bf ?

                 he is not BI, wont be interested on that

Yar Long : so who is that ? do u hv msn ?

Me          : i do, and ?

Yar Long : okok im pure men

                 u loooks like vry bz

                 do u tell me u are making XXXX

*what the hell is XXXX???*

Me          : u r a jerk

                 get lost u pervert

Yar Long : ==

Me          : i m just getting ready to go out

                 u r disgusting

Yar Long : discusting ?

                 im not food

                 go ahead good luck, take care

                 lolx am i crusing u ?

                 hey dun go out ..come and crap with me

                 im boring

*away, no reply*

Yar Long : where u wet tonight >?

                 wei dun go^^

*still away*

Yar Long : hey pretty !!! i also get places to go ... no nid ur accompany and im not the disdusting person

                 ok ?

                 take care !!!!

                 good night and shut ur fucking mouth im not so suck !!!!!better den u city girl

                  fuck off

well, actually all the above was replied by the boyfie, LOL!!!
we were just too boring, actually we are kind :P

and it's interesting to be mean, especially with this kind of stranger 

see, ended up he get pissed and scolded me because I don't give him my msn/hp number and don't wanna stay to crab with him, LOL

must be something wrong with him

what is wrong with city person man? 

yea, I agree that SOME city person might be realistic, pride or having attitude problem or whatever

but city person still a human what -.-

and FYI, I COME FROM TAIPING which is a small village

not the city girl like what you said you moron

yea, I think it's not necessary to conceal your name, blah

and you're wrong, you can prove me what kind of person you are actually

you PROVED me that you are not pure and abnormal

anyway, thanks for your entertained Yar Long :D

*daphne*